Detective Dialogue

Sophia robertson and Maite Ogas.

Detective Dialogue ScriptWitness\Thief: Olivia Rodrigo — Maite OgasDetective: Jojo Siwa — Sophia Robertson SOPHIA (to herself): 7 years in the academy and I’m stuck playing Hollywood´s Sherlock Holmes. “Become a detective”, they said. “It will be fun”, they said. Don´t worry about it Jojo, you only graduated top of your class.[knock on the door] SOPHIA: Come in! Hi! Thank you so much for coming Ms.Rodrigo. Honestly, I didn’t think you would show up.MAITE: Of course! I just want to do what I can to help this case.SOPHIA: I’m Detective Siwa. I’m going to ask you a couple of questions about what happened yesterday, if that’s alright with you.MAITE: Okay.SOPHIA: I want to start by going over the facts of the case so we’re clear on what we already know so far. Yesterday, at approximately 2:10, this woman, Sabrina Carpenter— are you familiar with this woman?MAITE: Yeah… she’s my co-star?SOPHIA: Excellent. Now, Sabrina went to record a song at HSM studios with her boyfriend, Joshua. MAITE: He’s not her boyfriend! I’m just saying, he’s not her boyfriend.SOPHIA: Moving on. Outside the recording booth she left this script.MAITE: That’s the script…?SOPHIA: No, this is an AI generated photo. The studio wouldn’t let us see the real script.MAITE: Okay…SOPHIA: Then, sometime between 2:10 and 3:00, the script went missing.[shocked face]SOPHIA: The only real identifiable object with the script was this pen. So now I’m going to start with the questions. What were you doing at 2:00 yesterday?MAITE: At that time, I was working out in the gym when I got a call from the director that told me that I needed to come in and record some missing parts for the song. So, I went home and got ready. I arrived at the recording studio around 2:55.SOPHIA: 55 minutes? That’s a long time. Especially because you live so close to the studio.MAITE: How do you know where I live?SOPHIA: Don’t mind that. Why 55 minutes?MAITE: Well, I was tired. I ran about four kilometers on the treadmill yesterday.SOPHIA: Impressive.MAITE: Thanks! That’s why it took me so long to get to the studio.SOPHIA: And can you tell me what happened when you arrived at the studio? Did you see anything unusual or out of the ordinary?MAITE: No, not really. Most were having lunch at the time. So the studio was pretty empty. But I do remember seeing a bunch of people rushing out the door as I walked inside.SOPHIA: Hm, interesting. And how many people were there?MAITE: There were three people in total. One woman, two men. They seemed to be in a real hurry.SOPHIA: Can you describe each individual to the best of your ability? From what you can remember.MAITE: Of course. The woman had… short blo— ah black hair and… blue eyes. One of the men had brown hair and was wearing a suit. And the other man… had blue eyes and… brown hair.SOPHIA: So both of the men had brown hair?MAITE: Yes..?SOPHIA: Okay, that’s all for now. I just need to sign these papers before you go. They are just standardized forms clarifying that all the statements you said are true and can be used for this case.MAITE: Okay.[pulls out the pen][shock]SOPHIA: You know, Ms. Rodrigo. I was surprised to find out that you didn’t get the lead role. You know, because you’re really an amazing actress.MAITE: Aw, thank you. Yeah, unfortunately this role requires a lot of dancing, and since I twisted my ankle, the doctor said I couldn’t do any intense exercise. So, Sabrina got the lead.SOPHIA: Hmm.MAITE: What?SOPHIA: Nothing, I’m just curious. MAITE: About what?SOPHIA: About how you managed to run 4 kilometers yesterday with a broken ankle…. and why you have the missing pen in your hand right there.[intense stares][MAITE runs away, SOPHIA chases after her]SOPHIA: Chief, case is closed. I got the perpetrator right here. I guess karma really is a *****.

Audio Upload 6 episode 59 The Flatmates

Episode 59: Tim’s love advice
Sophia (Michal):Tim, can I talk to you?
Maite (Tim):Sure, what’s on your mind?
Sophia (Michal):It’s about Helen and her family.
Maite (Tim):Yeah, how was that visit you had to her folks’ place?
Sophia (Michal):It was difficult.
Maite (Tim):Why?
Sophia (Michal):Well, I thought Helen and I were just having some fun, you know, nothing too serious. But her parents have already got us married and are right now thinking up names for the grandchildren we’re going to give them!
Maite (Tim):Does Helen feel the same as you then?
Sophia (Michal):I’m not sure.
Maite (Tim):Well, you need to find out and then you’ve got to set her parents straight … I wonder who that is.
Episode 59: Tim’s love advice
Maite (Michal):Tim, can I talk to you?
Sophia (Tim):Sure, what’s on your mind?
Maite (Michal):It’s about Helen and her family.
Sophia (Tim):Yeah, how was that visit you had to her folks’ place?
Maite (Michal):It was difficult.
Sophia (Tim):Why?
Maite (Michal):Well, I thought Helen and I were just having some fun, you know, nothing too serious. But her parents have already got us married and are right now thinking up names for the grandchildren we’re going to give them!
Sophia (Tim):Does Helen feel the same as you then?
Maite (Michal):I’m not sure.
Sophia (Tim):Well, you need to find out and then you’ve got to set her parents straight … I wonder who that is.

Audio Upload 5 episode 48 The Flatmates

Episode 48: Strawberries and cream
Maite(John):Oh Helen! Fancy bumping into you at Wimbledon!
Sophia(Helen):And I was having such a nice time too.
Maite (John):Bet you’re here on one of those cheap afternoon tickets, aren’t you?
Sophia (Helen):Yeah but for a fiver they’re such a bargain.
Maite (John):I wouldn’t know. I’ve been here all day – in the Centre Court posh seats – not much change from fifty quid. Well, I won’t keep you. I need to get on with my horrendously expensive strawberries and cream before they get warm.
Sophia (Helen):Oh, look out!
Maite (John):Arrghh! I’m covered in strawberries and cream!
Sophia (Man):I’m so sorry, I wasn’t looking where I was going.
Sophia (Helen):Look on the bright side John. At least with all that red and white, you look …
Episode 48: Strawberries and cream
Sophia (John):Oh Helen! Fancy bumping into you at Wimbledon!
Maite (Helen):And I was having such a nice time too.
Sophia (John):Bet you’re here on one of those cheap afternoon tickets, aren’t you?
Maite (Helen):Yeah but for a fiver they’re such a bargain.
Sophia (John):I wouldn’t know. I’ve been here all day – in the Centre Court posh seats – not much change from fifty quid. Well, I won’t keep you. I need to get on with my horrendously expensive strawberries and cream before they get warm.
Maite (Helen):Oh, look out!
Sophia (John):Arrghh! I’m covered in strawberries and cream!
Maite (Man):I’m so sorry, I wasn’t looking where I was going.
Sophia (Helen):Look on the bright side John. At least with all that red and white, you look …